So. Very. Sweet.
Check out the things this attorney said.
“Things went a little awry.”
Awry? There is evil in this world.
“He said: ‘It is hard to comprehend the shocking and horrific scenes we have seen this afternoon on a busy street as Londoners went about their day as normal. We have launched a murder investigation.’
Theresa May tonight called a meeting of the Government’s emergency Cobra committee in response to the machete and knife attack on the man who was wearing a Help for Heroes T-shirt.
The Home Secretary said she had been briefed on the killing by the head of MI5 and police later confirmed they were treating the incident as a possible terror attack.”
Former Miss America, Erika Harold
“Let me tell you what I’m really concerned about in addition to all the other things that I’ve said,” said Cummings. “I’m concerned that all of this may have a chilling effect on employees where they say you know, when normally we would look at certain criteria fairly, not targeting anyone but say uh-oh, I’m worried because I’d better let this go.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Congressman Elijah Cummings (seriously, no relation) showing us how much he cares.