My brother and I frequently call each other “douchebag,” but with Jesse Jackson Jr., I mean it when I say he is the definition of one.
- He announced his defection to the Republican party to his father, and is being forced into “rehab”
- He has the goods on someone important, and was caught at the door of the Chicago Tribune before being ushered away in a van with no windows
- He truly is exhausted from having to keep his mouth shut about Blagojevich
This is allegedly about his health, but if Jackson Jr. is going to spill we’d also like to hear about his Pay to Play exploits with convict Milorad Blagojevich. Yes, that’s his name.